Hey man,
I took some pills yesterday, the wild, blue devil stuff Macy sells, and my creative juices started flowing. My mind buzzed with inspiration, and I wrote something after almost a year. So, I wrote this jingle, and since you’re in the advertising business, I wondered if you could pitch it to McDonald’s. It goes like this:
Ronald McDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm, he ate some cows
Ee i ee i o
With a Big Mac here
And a McDouble there
Here a patty, there a fatty
Everywhere a fatty-patty
Ronald McDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Think about it, man. It’s edgy and catchy, and it’s got this rad rhythm to it. It’s the stuff that sells. No one wants to watch an ad about some family business which features a group of people sitting at an outdoor dining table under a clear sky with generic smiles on their faces. It’s the macabre shit that the world lives for. The seedy crap and the controversy. Come to think of it, this jingle isn’t even that dark. It’s just an adult version of a nursery rhyme. You could, however, pair it with shots of a tattooed, bald Ronald McDonald wearing a black tank top, holding a bloody butcher knife. That would get a newer, darker generation that’s hooked on cyberpunk, horror and violent RPGs coming in droves to every McDonald’s across the country. So, think about it, okay? Ee i ee i o?
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Ordinary Person 
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