Dear John, I’m writing to you with a lot of pain in my heart. I know you adore my metaphorical sentences, and how I compare quotidian things to our love. But if I were to use a metaphorical passage today, I’ll say that we find ourselves in a shadowy realm where affection dissipates, and it’s… Continue reading
Men with peace signs: We only want love. Intelligent woman: So do something about it! There are two groups vehemently arguing. Men with peace signs: We only want love. Intelligent woman: Listen, we can stop this before things get messy. But I need your help. So I’ll do the talking, and since you’re strong men,… Continue reading